HAREM VIOLATIONS

HAREM VIOLATIONS
by DIANE OLHSON

I have been incarcerated for failure to disclose the ancient no longer water tight roof of the Harem. The recent purchasers filed a class action suit due to that tiny omission plus a whole salad bowl of other violations, for example:I failed to mention that the wiring is
inadequate for 47 hair dryers, 82 computers & 17 toaster ovens all singing their tunes at the same time.Their seems to be no hardwood under the 6 acres of carpet. . .(I could have sworn. . . ) Many drinking fountains are lined with asbestos . . . who'da thought?????)

The Welcome Wagon does not go there. Plumbing in the baths only works from 8:00-11:00 P.M. Sun-Thur and 12:00- 1:30 on Mondays. I swear, I had no idea. So, as you can see, I may be stuck here for a long spell, unless you can bail me out. The one phone call they allowed me I used to order a gallon of Turkey ice cream.